This is what continually gets me - we are told that ONLY cops are able to perform tasks with a degree of danger involved, but then when they refuse to do the thing they are literally trained (and armed) to do, we are reminded that said situations are dangerous.

These departments have oodles of funding and ample…

“If there was a fight going on, we might have gotten hurt trying to break it up.  So we waited until the fighting stopped”

It’s so rare, it only happens once a week in Ohio.

Wedding in 2009, held at a Sonoma winery, 130 people. 

The wedding was amazing, probably the best wedding I have ever been to. Amazing food, dj was amazing (my wife’s play list he was not allowed to leave), and the guests seemed to have an amazing time also. That being said...
I wish I would have used all of the money…

Maybe it’s because I just came from a funeral, where a healthy 55 year old dropped dead who had also been to war a few times, yeah... I feel like we need to put the word back to where it should belong. 

Yes! Back then it was considered bad taste to have an expensive wedding. “Don’t you know there’s a war on???” You got married in a nice suit.

Saying “trauma is something our body does to us” is just so ... perfectly yuppie bougie progressive.

“Weddings up until the 80s and 90s were far more low key affairs, didn’t cost a mortgage.”

I’ll do you one better, why get married at all?  

you probably just didnt have the body type for them

Conservatives in general have this bizarre fascination with physical appearance and how it somehow equates to competence or success. It feels very juvenile, that instead of communicating, thinking with reason or anything else, they resort to ‘Well you’re ugly!’ in a way they seem to believe is entirely objective. Then…

I hope she wins lots of money and moves her family out of that town.

This is remarkably similar to intimidation and extortion, as done by organized crime.

And pig shit makes cow shit seem pleasant.

All chaps are assless, that’s why they aren’t called pants.

I’m kind of laughing at the snark aimed toward Wills and Kate while fawning over the Westminster Dog Show. The AKC continues to help maintain and grow the puppy mill industry (they regularly lobby against state laws regulating puppy mills and lends misleading credentials to many indiscriminate breeders). No fault of…

I don’t like his stance in that portrait. Honestly, I’m not a huge fan of the monarchy, but I do know he doesn’t stand that way. He’s usually standing very straight and proper, not in a douchey power pose.

I was looking at my mom’s 1950's wedding dress the other day. When she got married her waist was 24". And she says she didn’t do anything to maintain it and neither did two of her friends who borrowed the dress for their weddings. I did not inherit the 24" waist gene, and I cannot begin to understand how everything,…

Woman had candy passed to her. Sometimes mom’s and grandma’s gives some hard candy. Often times it's a listen to what I have to say moment.  Usually it doesn't end in white supremacists trying to kill my grandma.

I’m surprised they didn’t mention Kanye. They could have mentioned Kim Kardashian  if they had.