But you realize how pointless it is to go through all of that work on a grill when you can just throw it in a 225 degree oven to achieve the same effect, right?

If you wanted to do a reverse sear you'd bring it up to your desired temp in an oven or via sous-vide, because the heat is easier to regulate, and then finish it by searing it on a stupid-hot grill. Accomplishing a reverse sear using only a grill would be very difficult to do because you don't have even heat — you're…

See that? You're being bitchy.

Comparing yourself to Leno or Letterman is the best joke I've seen you make here.

I'm offended, LegitCrypt. It sounds like you're making a joke at the expense of everyone who couldn't afford college and had to attend a collage instead.

With that kind of money you can disappear almost anywhere. Whitey Bulger was on the FBI's Most Wanted List and evaded capture for 16 years before they found him living near the ocean in Santa Monica.

$6 million before he got caught? He should've been on a private jet to the Cayman Islands after the first $4 million.

Geeze, don't you idiots understand sarcasm?

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It's useful: it serves as proof that trying to copy Jeremy Clarkson's shtick is harder than it looks.

Don't forget that Notch made "fuck you money" from Minecraft; this is what one does with fuck you money.

Jalopnik version: make your sausage and gravy exactly as described above but shape your biscuits like Miatas.

But 'Murica

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I know my joke was weak but you don't have to rub it in.

Warthen's apology and Alderson's statement are nothing more than a mash-up of thoughtless PR responses; it's like they simply chose a little from column A and a little from column B.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

Smart of him to not go for the Hummer; you wouldn't want your fuel expenses cutting into your profits.

Apple Carplay only works with Apple phones with a lightning connector but that doesn't mean you won't be able to use your phone to make calls and listen to music via the manufacturer's system.