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You know, people like to poke fun at Whitlock and call him lazy but he squats over 350 pounds every day . . . more than once if he ate Tex-Mex.

I think this is a huge problem. Too many restaurants that go out of their way to procure quality ingredients tart them up beyond recognition, or are once-in-a-blue-moon-overpriced fine dining. It boggles the mind because I find restaurants that prepare quality ingredients simply and consistently are busier, and in…

Abita Light is good.

"Hey I think this beer tastes like soap but I'm going to rank it third"

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Perfect, +1

NASCAR is not, "the most popular sport in America." NASCAR puts on most of the high-number spectator events but the NFL has more total spectators, much higher TV viewership and makes a lot more money.

It's hard to believe that this isn't some elaborate practical joke. They remind me of the Dan Band

"no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no"

Technically better than every other racer, actually better than every other racer - it's all semantics.

And she beat them both last year. I'd say that's quite the accomplishment.

OK, "she's an above average driver" but "she's a sex symbol for NASCAR and is only kept around because she makes money." I'm reading you loud and clear.

Is David Ragan terrible because he finished behind her in the standings? Is Tony Stewart pathetic because he wrecked and finished 29th? Where do you draw the terrible line? Is it anyone not in the top 15? The top 20?

So let me get it straight: you're upset, and obsessing, over the fact that she doesn't want to be called a sex symbol because you think she's acting too sexy. Man, she's such a terrible person; at this point, who could take her seriously as an athlete?

Danica finished 27th out of 78 racers in NASCAR last season. Maybe you should write a book about racing stock cars and send it to her; I'm sure she could use your pointers.

It's almost as if she's aware that some people view her simply as — to borrow your phrase — a "sex object," and desires to be known for more than one thing.

Yeah, it's total BS. I'm always like, "is Blake Griffin a basketball player or a car salesman?" It's time to get serious about basketball, Blake. Maybe he wouldn't be fake dunking without touching the rim if he focused on his dang job.

Between this and Incognito's tweets, we're one Rick Reilly post away from a daily record for uncovered boobs on Deadspin.

Bose in the top 5 for sound reproduction? Did SLS, JBL, Dynaudio, Totem, KEF, Tannoy, Bag End and like 20 other companies go out of business?