"In the rental agreement, I believe it is stated that until the keys are back in our hands and we've verified gas/damage/etc. you, the renter, take full responsibility for whatever might happen to the vehicle."

Putting the keys in the drop box and leaving the car is what Enterprise instructs you to do. The problem here was Enterprise's procedure, not the customer's actions. They either need to change their drop-off policy, pay for security in the lot, or live with losing a few cars.

"Albert Burneko is off."

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And people say Carmelo Anthony isn't a good leader.

That's a clam.

Raw oysters are, of course, the best but oysters are also amazing if you cook them in the shell over charcoal, hit them with butter and minced garlic and then sprinkle some parmesan on top — and maybe some chopped parsley — at the end. They only take about 5 minutes so they're a great appetizer to have while still…

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Only Built 4 Scorin' Dinks

Liquid Serves

*Protect Ya Net

This wins.

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Ha!