I’ve always held my pencil “wrong” — I’m right-handed and grip it so it rests on my third finger (supposedly this is how lefties tend to do it). As a result, I have a HUGE callus bump on my ring finger...like a little pillow for my pencil. It’s gone down a little since I graduated/stopped taking notes every day, but…

“Or maybe this fear is karmic. A belief that, once we “get on top,” we’ll treat them the way they’ve treated us. And that fear drives them to do whatever they can to maintain their position.”

Also, no one will ever convince me that cracker is a racial slur. Like, sorry white people in America have reaped the benefits of Black labor (truly, I am sorry that’s a thing that happened), but cracker is not a slur.

If you haven’t seen it, see it.

I’m going tonight at 7:30 and I am psyched. I even dressed not like a scrub today because I’ve been waiting for this movie since 2016. I have like 3 hours of sleep coz I couldn’t even fall asleep because I was so excited, LOL.

No one’s ever done such a nasty and petty lipstick message before though. I thought it was classless and it made me like Thorgy less

Michael Jackson was hungry. Prince was hungry.

I’m sad for victims of childhood sexual abuse. Not the piece of shit who had 50,000 images of CSA and was too cowardly to go to prison for it.

This is quality shade.

Bruno Mars is what you would get if you took Prince and Michael Jackson and removed all of their talent then gave some guy working in the AT&T Store their clothes and a record contract.

This is going to be the first Super Bowl I don’t watch since I was doing an international semester in college . . . 14 years ago?!? That can’t be right

Someone needs to let Jewel know that another person with small hands has made us all profoundly not okay.

President Trump after your recently reported comments on Africa, are you concerned that the Black Panther movement is gaining traction in Wakanda?

The cat-eating is a deal breaker.

You can’t write this one, so I’ll add:

Correction: Bernie went right back to promoting Bernie and his brand. He also went on any damn talk show he could find and bashed the DNC and pouted when Keith Ellison didn’t win chair. Hilary after damn near spending her life as a public servant and getting hammered for it deserves to do whatever the hell she wants…

“Mariah. On the runway, your look was a Daydream, and sweet as Honey. But in the performance challenge, you had a BIT of a Breakdown. Im sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination.”

Work days would end by 1pm. And edibles for everybody!

Just coming by to let y’all know that Gravity Falls is like a suuuuuuper good show, and everyone should watch it.

As a Lakers fan and a fan of good prose, I love that dream scenario with LBJ and Ball and the Carolina diddies. Nice comical treat for a Friday before Christmas. Thanks and happy holidays.