I don’t understand how a gender swapped Overboard is supposed to work. Given that even in 2017 that most men don’t do their equal share of the housework and childrearing, what on earth is to be gained by convincing an amnesiac rich guy that he’s poor AND your husband? Taking on a fake husband seems like it would be…

(dis)honorable mention: Despacito by Luis Fonsi featuring Daddy Yankee and JUSTIN BEIBER. Because what Beiber did to that song was ruin it with his horrible “Spanish”. The original song is sweet perfection tho.

First credits roll but then mid credits scene: Danny comes up to Debbie at a bar.

This is the only Christmas song that warms the cold, bitter lump of coal I have in place of a heart. If I am driving and you try to change my radio when this song is playing, I will pull over and make you get out.

Do you get love letters? We need to balance out the shenanigans. I love sexy Monique. And Michael you’re cute too. I miss Michael A., I need to read his posts more. I love talking to Breanna, Angela and Yesha in the comments and I fangirl when I get a reply from one of them. Danielle’s videos make me laugh, her smile…

My shocked face:

Just kidding. This is actually me rn

Personally I liked when the woman said that “Black voters” should be getting mad that “the immigrants are taking the jobs that they could be doing.” Yeah, cause black folk should always work in the fucking fields? Go fuck yourself America.

They had a Moore voter on the BBC earlier.

Oh hell yes Monique!

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

Racheal Dolezal in:

so what i’m hearing from you is that blue ivy is going through a rebellious streak and listening to mediocre, forgettable white men to get under her parents’ skin, so beyoncé, as perfect at momming as at everything else, responded with huge enthusiasm for this thing as a means of making blue hate it, and so committed…

Also this is like the third time you have called Monique outside of her name.

My mom would be too busy asking what the fuck is up with his eyebrows to notice his manners.

Should we rename her Colonial Power, Vampira; The Appropriator, or just call her Taylor Swift?

My terrible ass, admires-Hitler-even-though-he’s-black ass, cock-diesel-but-couldnt-bust-a-grape-in-a-fruit-fight-ass former manager LOVES Chick-Fil-A. Like loves for real. Like goes fifteen minutes out of his way to get Chick-fil-A.

I see events very differently.

It is about hate.

Arson is wrong and a crime, and also I’d probably turn a blind eye to that property being burned to the ground.