This dude had a wife, I can’t get a date but this crazy mofo had a wife who he murdered. The worst thing I would do is make my woman Netflix & Chill to season 6 of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Thoughts & Prayers.

I’m black as fuck and I get so hype over GBBO. I watch it and I’m like yes bitch I might make a black forest gateau. 

#11 “this list is not productive nor a good conversation starter” guy

Just like when white people use drugs there’s an “opioid epidemic”

My answer has been for years now “For the same reason I can call my sister a shrill bitch and you can’t.”

I didn’t really care for the first movie but for some reason I gave the second one a shot. I loved it so much that months after I’d seen it, my coworkers would say “Hey, remember that week ForgotMyMantra wouldn’t shut up about Magic Mike XXL?”

Right? But I just decide that I have a threshold that I can deal with before it gets really bad (regardless of how good the plot is), and then I just bail. The writer is trying, and they are are doing this all for free.

My daddy would fight us if we didn’t use the package to pour in two packet fulls of boiling hot water to initially mix the sugar and the kool-aid...THEN and only then do you add cold water to fill the rest of the pitcher

Two songs that by law must be played LOUD:

I’ve been saying this all year, Diddy along with Jay Z, Russel Simmons, Oprah, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson and other well to do black people put invest in starting our own league. We don’t need 30+ teams like the NFL, we can start with 10. Broadcast it on Oprah’s network and entice all the black players in the NFL…

I’d rather they focus on the affair between the wife and Kate Winslet. The wife is played by...um, Thandie Newton! Yeah, that’s the ticket! And Idris plays her two-timing husband! He’s a scoundrel! And one evening, Thandie and Kate share a bottle of wine. And a night of passion! It’s EROTIC! And afterwards, lying in…

I think you can’t seperate “Sports” from “parent” there.

Lol, she has donated plenty to hurricane relief. I would also guess that she chose this song specifically because it has been en fuego for awhile and the title translates to “My people”. She is making a nod that everyone is mi gente.

Hey, Christmas: Sorry I’m not home right now, I’m walking into Spiderwebs...

Here for this. I would watch Mariah watching paint dry.

Gretchen isn’t a Pop Tart heiress, her father was the inventor of Toaster Strudel! Mean Girls demands accuracy!

I was actually thinking about this ALL WEEK. Thank you Taylor!