Not me bro. I enjoy fuckin’ with fat Donnie Trump every chance I get ‘cause he is the fucking poster boy for entitled and white.

Good.

When is some college guy going to get drunk and help a vulnerable woman? That would seriously big news.

And here’s a picture of Aqib Talib’s pus swollen bullet wound.

My he’s a handsome fellow.

He’s preparing to fellate Mr. Trump.

It’s tough to see Bill Murray’s career end this way.

A quick-touch layup wins it. Dunk doesn’t.

Her name is being used in local coverage based on Mr. Draper’s story and the decision to release her scorched earth letter that was sent to the administration. But a question. If there was no formal wrongdoing in the eyes of the administration or Deadspin’s investigation how is this nothing more than “A Woman…

So does this mean Kelly Ryan will be running for President?

So both the University and Deadspin determined it was a private matter unrelated to Ryan’s retirement? So a middle aged man made a mistake. The End

It won what it should have won;technical achievement. But in terms of tapping emotions, developing characters? Nah.

First class on first class crime. The scourge of our nation.

If Luke is so smart why hasn’t he cut her loose? Could it be he doth protest too much?

So Columbus = the labia majora?

So Columbus, Ohio = labia majora.

You should be writing for Jezebel.

This was an alpha male stare down. Given what he did with such an eternally moribund program, Ryan felt he had the right to hand the job to Gard. Ryan is nothing if not loyal. By law Alvarez had to do a search if Bo left in off-season. So Ryan played his trump card after the preseason schedule. Quit and hand his job…

Saddam Hussein goes to Australian basketball games!?

Nothing more American than suing everybody’s ass.