If that reporter was a man he'd drink a shot of that hot tub water instead of getting all hissy about the mere mention sperm.

Just think what he could have gotten if his body language was better!

Too bad. It would be cool if the Bears were beaten by a gay man.

Who the fuck is Skylar Diggins?

If you get more than four women on the ice with "temporary water weight gain" these things are bound to happen.

This would have been even better if Obama had appointed Hillary.

Not a D'Brickashaw to be found. WTF?

Huber is lucky to be alive.

Old Italian proverb.

And for you kids watching out there, don't worry.

On a positive note, she wasn't tazed and shot.

I am going to send this to one of my portly golf buddies.

Try breathing through your nose.

Dude. Go listen to sportsradio while pleasuring yourself and leave mankind alone. Someday a woman will talk to you. Not any time soon. But some day.

Trailer trash? Wow. Hey, I've got an good idea. Why don't you go fuck yourself?

What does that sportscaster think he is, a Supreme Court Justice?

Wisconsin gets no comments two weeks running. Are you lactose intolerant or what?

Think of all the locker rooms an exhausted Shawn Kemp will have to visit.

This is the kind of lens on lens contact that is going to kill photography.

Marking the first time in a century that France has won a battle.