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Thankfully it wasn't worse. We have had enough beheadings for one week.

If the men on Omaha Beach saw the infield at The 500, they would never have left their landing craft. Happy Fucking Memorial Day.

If the men on Omaha Beach saw the infield at The 500, they would never have left their landing craft. Happy Fucking Memorial Day.

Rutgers officials went on to say, "Upon extensive internal review it was determined that Ms. Hermann did not fuck any minors in the shower. She will continue her assignment of leading Rutgers into the Big Ten, even though she has a proven record of student athletes loathing her. But we still feel she can get us a win

Happy Remorial Day.

Just so you know, Roy was laid off by ESPN.

Explanation? The Disney execs now read Deadspin.

And for Sergio, fried bull.

Jay Z did a Russian album? Damn.

As if MLB and NFL players aren't aware of breasts.

There is breast cancer? I had no fucking idea. Thank you MLB, for making me so aware. Jesus what a crock.

Fieldin Culbreth, not to be confused with Fielding Mellish.

So my wife does this cool thing. At the end of each day, when we know we're not going out, and it's time to relax, she magically removes her bra from under her top, pulls it out of a sleeve or something, and tosses it playfully in my face and laughs. It is a delightful ritual, but makes me feel badly that she has to

The show was over when Cowell left the building. Dawg.

So I pulled the head off Elvis.

Man in white shirt yelling, "Can you believe I'm married to this bitch? Help me!"

Noah has better hair.

How the fuck could this have gone on for a decade and the police not know it? Folks sent the cops there a couple of times because things were strange. Oh, and it's reported that Castro was a fucking school bus driver. On the other hand, this helps us understand the Browns completely.

Pope shoes. Huge sexual confusion flag.

Yeah. Sorry. Just read a book about it so it feels like it's happening all over again.