Baltimore/DC: Between these two cities are 95, 895 and 495, and never in my life have I seen worse clusterfucks that the weird traffic proclivities of drivers on these roads. At least twice a week during my hour commute, the fastest lane is by far the right, while traffic in the far left lane (somehow everyone has…

The proper greeting for friends and enemies alike in Boston is “Fuck you.”

“My guys are fucking savages in that fucking juice box, right?”

Sadly, every ship’s mate has sailed.

The robot is designed to scan crowds and target individuals who are too “jittery,” or have skin that is too “red-tinted,” as these are supposedly signs that someone is about to commit a terrorist act.

Your gun is digging into my hip..

WHO THE HELL IS THAT

AAAAAUUUGGGGGGHHH THE MULLET IT BURNS

This is why I say that motorcycle racers are bionic athletes, pretty much the greatest of their kind on earth. It’s easy to make a car drive by itself (relatively speaking), and we can concede that a robot can do a better job at it, but a motorcycle needs its rider just as much as a rider can only be effective with a…

That is a great pic to show people how countersteering really works with motorcycles. You are supposed to push on the bar in the direction you want to steer the bike. Also you are supposed to increase the throttle as you go through the corner, since the tyre diameter decreases with greater lean angles, and you want to…

PUT HIM BACK

Time for the Vogon Destructor Fleet to initiate the bypass project. The plans have been on file for quite a while now.

Imagine being this much of a pedant.

My rule is:

If you can’t order, eat, and pay by 10 minutes before closing, then don’t go in to a proper, full-service restaurant. That’s what fast food and all-night diners are for.

And if it can’t be helped and your server is scrambling to get your order taken care of, leave a generous tip.  But you should know that…

Joule thief!

Wow, a bunch of people in the middle of a tournament didn’t deign to take a blog’s bait? Crazy stuff. Probably clear proof they’re all misogynists.

The golden ring of hell.

Pope Thrower would have been such a better name for ‘Christ Air’ in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.

In all seriousness, why in the fuck is the QB on the national champions and potential first overall pick in the 2021 NFL Draft playing intramural anything?