I mean is it really our job to be outraged for the citizens of Japan when they seem to feel no outrage at this situation?

That’s straight-up Roger Rabbit Dip.

George Orwell described sports as “war minus the shooting”

Can they come to America to speak with parents of lacrosse players?

Gruden voice:

get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here

Yeah, I’ve been avoiding watching Oakland Raiders games this season too.

Beat me to it.

Came for this. Not disappointed.

I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up “money laundering” on Lifehacker.

Check out this guy!!

My first two impressions:
1) He spends a lot of time in fields

That Instagram is HoF-worthy in and of itself.

Excellent article. I tried it just this afternoon and there wasn’t the usual mess crumbs under my desk and in my lap. Thanks for the sound advice. Saved me all the embarrassment that comes with crumbs. The staring. The laughter behind my back.

I saw the title and smiled.
I saw the author and started laughing.
Then I saw the pictures and was revulsed.

Did you just all lives matter me

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