Where’s Doug?

“I bought an Alfa Romeo Giulia for $250!” - A David Tracy article, probably

I just returned to reading Kotaku and WHAT THE **** IS THIS ABOMINATION.

This is not okay.

And baby please don’t poop,

To me it’s not depressing. It’s a reminder that cars are just a pile of parts screwed together, a product to be enjoyed and used. It’s mortal and transient, just like everything. I’ll die someday, and so shall these expensive cars. Then everything we know will turn to dust, but that doesn’t really matter, because we…

That dude needed to Focus on his drifting more.

That poor truck. It deserved better than a half crazed 18 year old asshole.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Toyota

I’m not even going to watch the video. I just can’t. Oh God. My condolences to the father and the rest of the family.

Remember a disaster called “Cash for Clunkers”? That’s where they are. Dead. Garbage. Recycled.

This just in:

I’ve always thought of the Prius as a niche vehicle but this is ridiculous.

#Letsgoplaces

Why get this when you can get a new Mustang that drives through pedestrians? Everyone knows it’s a lot quicker to go through than around.

Jackie Chan gets a lifetime pass on bad movies for being Jackie Chan.

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

Like Evans said, he gave it his best shout.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.