*slams the NP button*

CP. Not a single chance.

They should’ve sued PETA when they had the chance…

Biggest CP in years. Nothing can top how terrible this listing is.

but why

The last generation of Chrysler Sebrings

From Yesterday:

FUCK YOU MUSTANG PIECES OF SHIT

Next time, can we have some cars that don’t have a crapton of miles on them and depreciate so fast? The NPOCP is getting so boring now.

Crashing, hit a wall

Very close NP. I was indecisive for a while, as it had a seemingly good price tag, despite it being a not-so-great car. However, it would make a high school student instantly popular. Everybody, including the girls, would want to ride it. I mean, who gives a shit about miles and depreciation if you got a sick whip?

COTD: Frozen Edition

Well at least it ain’t this…

Please make this whole thread the COTD today

Apple confirmed cloppers

Someone melt these assholes who are melting good electronic appliances instead of properly disposing of them.

My mixtape is like this Ferarri.

Jalopnik in a nutshell:

I know, starving kids in Africa could've eaten that TV and us stupid first world people would burn one for views on YouTube.

Hey! Starving kids in Africa could've eaten that TV and these people burn one intentionally! How stupid.