Angelina would never invite you to her lunch table.

Bless your heart.

I sure hope not! I’m waiting in breathless anticipation.

I don’t think you’ll have to wait long.

Brangealoonie!

You are encountering what is commonly referred to as a “Brangealoonie.”

Not just celebrity couples, your friend going all crazy about their partner on fb a lot of times is a sign of troubles too.

Maybe. But it’s also likely every single reporter they see (like 30 a day during a junket) is saying something like “So! Your relationship in the movie was pretty rocky! Everything okay at home? HAHA!?” and how the hell else are they supposed to respond?

LOLOLOL!!!! That was very entertaining! More please :)

This is Jezebel. There are a lot of different types of articles on here. Personally, I come here mostly for the politics and feminism. You seem a little too invested in and obssessed with Angelina Jolie, a bit of an attention-whoring, uneducated, out of touch celebrity who fails to provide stability for her own…

Jonny Lee Miller! I watched Hackers a hundred goddamned times for him. He can rock both a belly shirt AND a fashion forward orange life vest.

WOW. You are very predictable. You do know celebrities are just people who piss and shit and bleed just like the rest of us, right? They’re not actual, you know, GODS. I’m actually a little worried about you.

OMG get a life sweetie

“there once was a man from nantucket...” doesn’t ring any bells?

I dunno, it kinda seems like they are really private so even if they had issues they wouldn’t be telling anyone. But they’ve done films together before, so I don’t think that’s an issue for their marriage. It’s very different from a reality tv show. And it’s been a long time since I’ve heard anything about her and…

I read a blind vice about them having an open marriage.

I actually thought their marriage was stable until they made the proclamation that their marriage is “very, very stable.”

Given how crazy Pitt is about the kids, I can see that being the real thing that is keeping the couple together. Pitt doesn’t want to give up the kids.

Oh I completely agree. Him over Pitt any day.

You bite your goddamned tongue! THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT. Think of the kids!