My left hand, awkwardly, my right hand, not at all.

“I got so lonely down below I just popped up to say “hello”. Heeeey”

The worst types of boners

What's LLAP? My fingers can totally do this btw

You need to. It's the best Halloween movie of all time. I recorded it off tv on vhs and I would watch it every time I stayed home sick from school !

Yessss. I will bring snacks.

Holyshit. Boners have changed since I last saw one. They’ve grown.

Re: Demi video... I’m not sure the people are actually cheering for her. But I think her voice is very nice.

I have never seen hocus pocus. I am intrigued.

Me watching that video at my desk like

Does this “wave” mean anything?

Have we heard from the student or her family? I hope she is (at least physically) ok, though that seems unlikely from the video. This is just all kinds of fucked up...what on earth would merit such a response from a “school resource officer”?

I saw some “created to enrage” listicle of best Bond songs, and they had “View to a Kill’ (the best Bond song - i’ll fight anyone, even Shirley Bassey herself) listed at 17 out of 24.

HELL YES.

My thoughts, too: I was no fan of Duran Duran in high school but I literally recognise nobody else. The tally was zero until I hit the last photograph.

Mmmhmmm.

Realizing that me bitching about rave style coming back is like my mom bitching about me wearing bell bottoms in 9th grade, so I’ll just shut up now, but still get off my lawn.

OT: There’s just so much good stuff going on here today that I can’t keep up. Amber interview/Duggar pics/Teen Mom Utopia/Nikki-Yonce AND Scary Stories.

Clone-A-Boner already tm’ed?