Maybe it will be contagious and some of the Republicans will finally start dropping out?

I spat out water at this. You’re killing it today.

Well, um, Africanized honeybees ARE an actual thing that ARE actually here...

Ah shucks, thanks, but that trophy might draw so much attention that someone will notice that I'm not really a microbiologist but only play one on TV and I'm sure some things I said were not absolutely right. Seriously though, I only know about this because I was in a microbiology class when it happened, and my prof…

You could have saved yourself a ton of flack if you had read the article above...

Chris Christie actually lied about her showing symptoms, and she’s suing in part based on that.

I’m still drunk from last night also. I suspect most of us are. And some are probably drunk from the whiskey in this morning’s coffee, but I won’t tell if you won’t.

That’s... a weird stance.

I find it interesting that she got so much hate despite not ever testing positive for Ebola and basically not wanting to be held against her will with a portable toilet. But the doctor who was infected with Ebola, was all over the city after his return from Africa and not much hate was directed his way.

Man, siding with Chris Christie over a nurse who works with Ebola patients in Africa. That’s...bold.

Why? Really? She's a health care worker who treats a suffering population on another continent. She took necessary precautions, her organization (which has more medical experience than Christie and probably than you) says she was never a risk or exposed, she was tested to verify this, and even if she were somehow in…

mE TOO, on all of it. Why won’t my children let me sleep. Oh god why?

(you did, after all, link it)

Oh thank god it isn’t just me.

I went to get coffee and a water this morning and poured the creamer into my water. :(

:) Don’t worry, they’re just Adele lyrics. :)

SAME. I actually kept reading it as “Covenant,” a word I’m not entirely sure the meaning of but I hear a lot from the Duggars

Ha, Copy Katy has a hair tattoo.

This works in a still picture. That’s it. But since the point of getting dressed up is to take a selfie and post it on Instagram, who cares that it doesn’t work IRL

Cats and bow ties are magical. And mine likes the water too. Or, at least, water receptacles.