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Especially Legend and Ferngully (and Rocky Horror of course.)

Ooh Tim Curry and Diana Rigg in the Worst Witch is so boss!! Harry Potter was such a rip off.

This will only work as a Lifetime original movie.

Probably not! They need to throw a middle initial in one of their names for sure.

It’s all about Under Wraps. It’s the best Disney channel Halloween original!!

It’s perfect!! When they ask for numbers we’ll just give them arm fulls of kittens lol! Kittens in every board meeting.

That dude on NCIS is only the face of Thackery Binx. Jason Marsden was the voice of Thackery, he was the one who brought the character to life . He still does lost of voice work.

If I knew anything about business I’d do this right now. Somebody get me on Shark Tank. If this doesn’t exist, it needs to. I can’t be the first person to have thought of this. We may have to go into business so we can make hecka money!

This is one of those near perfect films. Don’t fuck with it, don’t remake it, and if you do a sequel, be careful. Very careful. But you’ll still get my money! Just don’t fuck it up.

Don’t fret. Their failure has inspired an ingenious idea for people like you and me. Kittengrams! A service you can hire for people where the shelter brings a kitten(s) for people to play with. I’d pay for that, it’d be like the new edible arrangement and people might end up adopting a cat. Sorry you didn’t get any

Shit, I didn’t even think about making that joke.

This shit is like a magic eye poster, the more I stare the more weird shit I see.

aside from one year being a complete slap on the wrist, what in the unholy fuck is going on with his face? Seems like its battling to get away from his head.

Like if cats were like Cringer from Masters of the Universe. Like they transformed from Cat to Kitten whenever you wanted, would be so cool.

Yes, that’s gotta be in like the top 10 list of most peoples favorite episode.

Yuck, super gross lol! That mental image got to me, normally that kinda stuff has no effect on me.

Bummer, this dude is a queef in corporeal form.

That kinda stuff is always the worst. The return trip home is worse than the trip out, always darkest before the dawn kinda stuff. Well, luckily he'll be back soon and you'll only have to worry about moonlight and bleeding lol!

Hahaha, yea. My cats are super into food, they'll definitely clear me out before I leave a stain! I appreciate you looking on the bright side lol!

I know, I love my cats, this was a terrible story. But I typically have to make light of terrible events to cope. It was meant to make people laugh, so I'm glad I succeeded.