Good, now if only we could get a professional wrestler to throw his ass around a room.

I think someone may stand in your way!

All of them. French Canadian, I have a lot of customers in Toronto and they definitely sounds different than my customers in Edmonton or Montreal.

I find accents and affectations quite interesting. Unfortunately where I live (central CA) our accent is kinda butts. Better than not really having one I guess. Favorite accent has to be Canadian, anyone who says otherwise can just like, blast off!

That pumpkin really looks like it got carved up to an 11!

There was also another story recently released (though this info is a bit old and I already knew it) that there are lots of things that cause an inaudible low frequency sounds that you cannot hear, but they vibrate enough to vibrate the liquid in ones eyes. That can cause hallucinations. Plus people want to believe,…

Right back at you, but I’m changing that shit now and following you for real (well not for real for real cuz that’s creepy, but internet for real). I’m followed by Millihelen but none of the other sites. I hope Jezebel follows you soon, they need to!

I love this so much!!! You are the best!

Fuck, that’s harsh. I wonder what I did?

I’m all about splosions, talking... not so much!

Here is my very guy response: Noticed the cleavage, stared at it, enjoyed it, did not notice that it was not symmetrical. I'm 3 cups of coffee deep.

I am not sure how any of this works. Whenever I comment on io9 or Kotaku, no one can ever see my comments. When I directly comment to people on those sites, they never even see my comments. Here on Jezebel, all my comments start grey. Not sure there is any rhyme to how this works.

Lucky dude. I think Serena is really pretty and clearly talented. Dating an athlete seems difficult just because of their busy schedule, but I bet she’d be really fun to date. Plus he doesn’t have to worry about her just being interested in his money, she has plenty of her own.

Hahaha, exactly. It’s always some Victorian woman in a dress. Never some kid who overdosed in the 80's with a Flock of Seagulls haircut or anything. Ooh ghosts haunt people by moving their furniture? Spooky!!

My all time favorite film! *Big Trouble in Little China high five back at ya*

I just last night watched the episode of Veronica Mars when Veronica found out she got chlamydia. This is strange timing.

I have a shirt with the Doctor on it holding his sonic screwdriver. Everyone who doesn’t know who or what Doctor Who is, thinks I have a shirt with some dude holding a dildo. One could make some amazing Doctor Who porn parodies. The whole space and time settings, regenerating into new bodies, Daeleks, so much to work…

Cool name!

But what about a Chinese girl with green eyes?

Dang, everyone breaks up. Wasn’t prepared for this, was like a shot to the nuts.