Yeah, bro. What kind of fucked up assumption is that?

Sounds like you completely understand how the hidden ball trick works.

I always thought that by the time you got to third you forgot what game you were playing and the third base coach keeps you from wandering off to find nachos.

Tall, strong arm. Not a fan of Mo Lewis hits. Ring a bell?

which describes an act traditionally performed by black slaves and still widely associated with black slavery

Actually it would be really boring to only see him bat every fifth night

One time LeBron James went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

He did leave a game but cramps was just his cover up.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

No, most conservatives will say that it’s none our fucking business what anyone makes.

Then why aren’t you keeping your mouth shut?

Let’s not miss the most important part of this story: His Peyton Manning (18) Colts jersey has Marvin Harrison (88) sleeves.

How do you call time in soccer and when did they introduce pitchers?

I’m actually a model for Forever 21, but I’m thirsty for a Deadspin follow so I make self-deprecating jokes.

I only send them to my bros so we can compare our sweet pec gains.

On October 28, 2016, Ms. Lawrence posted a photo of herself on Instagram. Buccigross, who did not follow Ms. Lawrence on Instagram, “liked” the photograph, indicating that he was still stalking her online.

I have never sent a shirtless photo to a woman I did not want to have sex with because that would be weird and creepy and absolutely signal that I wanted to have sex with them.

My guess is that it’s a red flag if they DO know what Bitcoin is. Dumb ass coaches don’t want their players knowing more than them. That or the coaches know Bitcoin is dumb and if a player is into it that’s another red flag.

You’re thinking of “the three-fifths man.” A Phillie concept originally, I believe.