Not “free tickets.” A press credential, which allows you to interview players and cover the team—basically, to do your job.

Derek Jeter is Chief Executive Officer of the Marlins organization. https://www.mlb.com/marlins/team/front-office

I’d like to exchange a star for a ticket to hell please? Thanks.

+1 right out front

“Joke’s on them! Check out my awesome parking spot now”

Wish they’d gone with plastic.

Goddamn kids. Not that kind of rally!

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

Of course he’s legally allowed to play baseball, or any other sport. The issue is that it may well be the case that all 30 major league baseball teams come to the same decision that they don’t want the PR disaster or the hit to their conscience of employing someone who sexually assaulted a four-year-old girl…

I just think it’s sad that he didn’t even take her on a date until after they were married.

Maybe not, but she’s 100% correct to do so, and that’s a really good idea. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to be a woman. I’d double check everything. They get killed out there.

So no California or the Pacific Northwest, but we keep Mississippi and Alabama. Yeah, sure thing buddy.

Who would ever get enraged by a satire?

You went to K State. A lot more than 5 minutes has been stolen from you.

That really just makes them sound like most Soccer fans.

Tottenham Bonespur

Remember when Jason Collins came out and a bunch of old asshole columnists said it would be a distraction and the”‘story of the year” but after a week nobody even mentioned it and most people have already forgotten we had a gay NBA player?

This is just the typical argument of the misogynist/racist/homophobe who doesn’t like owning up to his prejudice and thus projects it onto someone else, then claims that the prejudice of “those people over there” creates a lamentable reality that the target of the prejudice must tolerate.

Wow, I always thought that the CBA shoe color options were black, white, or team colors. Who the fuck whines that a dude is wearing plain black shoes?

Yes, black cleats are thrilling.