You really think Shaquille O’Neal’s kid is on the take? Shaquille O’Neal’s kid is so desperate for cash that he’d risk his college eligibility, and decide where to attend school, over $100k?

Have you ever called a suicide prevention hotline? It’s worthless.

Always Drippin

Money laundering, wire fraud, tax evasion, things like that. The entire system is a conspiracy to commit tax evasion, but the ringleader of the racket is the NCAA which prevents players from claiming their income legally.

Sports should be removed from our educational systems. It’s such a fraud and distraction.

Why is the FBI involved in illegal multi-state operations? I have no idea...

The FBI can do more than one thing at once. This is the same dumbass reasoning as “WHY ARE PEOPLE WORRIED ABOUT TRUMP’S TWEETS, HE’S RUINING THE WORLD!!!”

Coming soon to a deposition/witness stand near you:

Needless to say, thank fucking God all he did was post that image.

That’s great that medication worked for you, but it’s not the answer for everyone, and some of the treatments can have significant side effects.

Trynna get the whole pipe

He;s posting a picture of him being a Cardinals fan (aka being a shitty human being).

I don’t think he’s related to Trump. And how do you know that the woman in that photo isn’t a prostitute?

Gonna go way out on a limb here and suggest that this cop would NOT have ejected a white player for making the same play.

This is the kind of dude who has absolutely WRECKED an Arby’s Bathroom and then walks out and complains to the manager that it was like that when he walked in and what kind of lazy people do they have working here anyways.

AJ can no longer access Deadspin online, but he utilizes the paper version to stay on top of sports and line his cardboard box.

OK, so that’s one former Deadspin embarrassment accounted for. Has anyone checked in with AJ? Hopefully this doesn’t result in Will getting hit in the face with a cookie sheet or anything like that...

Looks like he graduated from Trump University and immediately instituted his business plan.

I took the over on binge eating and a hangover & won big, baby!