Here Are All The Deadspin Commenters Arriving To And Leaving This Earthly Realm Next Month

Feb. 5, 2016, when I asked Barry if this concept was too stupid and he said “nah, blog it.”

Maybe if the umpires would call the strike zone as it’s written, we wouldn’t need so goddamned many pitching changes. That could save you 30 minutes a game right there.

what did knees ever do to you?

We all have different inner lives. Some of don’t necessarily want to be sociable, but want to be around some sort of energy instead of an empty apartment, and your friends aren’t always available for you to bask in that sort of “comfort in the quiet moments” connection you’ve established.

I don’t see how the name the Washington Redhawks is offensive.

You don’t realize how much you are being taken for a ride, I assume.

Mr HN has to remain professional. I, on the other hand, can say whatever the fuck I want.

“Screw you, I got mine”

Just in case you wanted the short version of that.

Counterpoint: I have a good job with a good company and don’t plan to leave. Amazon coming into town would do nothing for me but raise my taxes to pay them to come to my town. A few more millennials running around will only cause more traffic congestion and longer lines and higher prices at any decent local…

What city in the top 20 do you think needs a massive boom? Also, you massively miss the point, since without handouts Amazon would still be gracing one of those cities with their presence.

Good on the 20k of professionals. But it sounds like the rest got “trickle down” crumbs.

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

Too bad about those roads and public school funding though.....

So you’re saying there’s a chance.

I don’t think he’d get nearly that level of hate this time. First off, he’s still the prodigal son who returned to deliver the city its’ only championship in over 50 years. Secondly, the national atmosphere towards players leaving has shifted a lot even in the past few years (Durant didn’t get ripped nearly as much by…

“Stop inserting yourself into the game” Everything a ref does affects the game. If they call fouls early then players and teams have to adjust to the way the game is being called (and the refs still get yelled at). If they call fouls the same in the last 2 minutes of close games as they do the rest of the game then…

The plural of “anecdote” is not “data.”

It’s not inheritance money. It’s a trust. Breaching a trust is a big deal.

That certainly makes it an awkward scenario, and some (not saying you are) will view the kids as spoiled little shits. But once the money goes in the fund it’s not his anymore, it belongs to the kids, so it’s just like any other business deal that he has to pay back. They probably couldn’t access that money, but they…