I bet you're corrected a lot during a regular day

Dozier is far from a household name - in fact, in Minnesota, when most people hear of Dozier, they still think of the bust of a draft pick that the Vikings made in 1987. However, he does have sixteen home runs, leads the league in runs scored, and is on pace for a 30-30 season. So, yeah, probably not the best choice…

By which you of course mean Jason Varitek *and* Derek Lowe for Heathcliff fucking Slocumb. [cries]

Well, it hasn't been done for a number of years now and the captain always got hammered with boos for it. I guess Jose Bautista just isn't a dick.

Jose said he wouldn't play if asked. In other words, "No way."

It could be worse. People could be clamoring for Deadskins. Amirite, Sean Taylor's estate?

You know who they should arrest? Anyone that makes the "change the mascot to a potato" joke. People have heard that one already.

I think people making the "change the mascot to a potato" joke should be arrested. That joke has already been mashed.

...so you agree with the last sentence of the article?

I knew it!

"Sorry you can't get drafted, come watch other people enjoy something you can now never experience."

No no...it's hilarious!

Oh boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me.

Sam Cassell Diagnosed With Martian Syndrome

It's kind of ironic really—-one of Marfan Syndrome's effects is to give someone a basketball body—-tall, wiry, and with long fingers to hold a ball (a friend of mine with the condition stands 6'6" and shoots the lights out at the company picnic pickup games/goof-arounds. But like the article points out, if he tried…

Really not funny comment.

God must be just an awful parent. First there was that whole Jesus-nailed-to-a-cross thing and now his other son can't pursue his NBA dreams.

Tim Raines used to call that slide "The Vial Preserver"

Eh. I'll skip the game and just look at the pervy photos, ok? I hate sports.

People said he was too small. They said the only muscle big enough was his heart. But from the day he was born, Birch Littlewood was born to be a Lumberking.