Poor Danny. He has no idea what to do now that his draft pick has decided to hold out.

"Chili Cheese Fritos, candy bars, packets of chicken ramen noodles and 'kippered beef,' a kind of beef jerky."

So you're telling me Chili Cheese Fritos and beef jerky aren't a healthy diet for us regular, non-incarcerated people? Thanks for telling me how to live my life deadspin. OR IS THIS FOODSPIN IN DISGUISE. I FUCKING SEE YOU BURNETKO

Watch your back, Snowden. Boxers have long memories.

Man, I've been looking for a copy of the Houston ground rules forever! Thanks!

Make sure it doesn't bounce twice and if you drop it go tag the wall before someone else throws it against the wall and if you don't just turn around and close your eyes and cover up your dick?

Are you implying that other outfielders don't know how to play a ball off the wall? Shame on you.

Jesus, I had to watch that video like 20 times to figure out what the hell was going on. Houston has a baseball team?

[woosh]

Really?

Unless of course these commenters are pulling the old "I'm not racist but..."

These people seem to think adam silver has placed donald sterling in jail

I think the greater problem is not that we are acting on his free speech but that his free speech shows that as a man in power he can drastically affect the lives of many with his discrimination. I don't necessarily understand Americans and all their needs to uphold certain things that are quite dangerous (eg guns)…

I'm pretty sure everyone outside of LA still hates Blake Griffin.

If the investment does not pay back then yes, it is stupid.

Rich or poor, you can aspire to be whatever you want. But if your chosen profession requires that you take 15 years to pay back your debt, you are aspiring to be poor.

Poor Kids don't have to pay 60K a year to go to college.

So only rich kids should aspire to become doctors then?

If you spent $240k and voluntarily went to graduate school in order to accrue debt that will take you 15 years to repay, you should probably not weigh in with your opinion on financial matters.