What?!?! You mean there may be some gray areas and subtle complexities in the world. My tv tells me to only think in absolutes.

I’m Eternal Gray, so no one is gonna see this, but today I found out I have cancer.

There is nothing he can do. 22nd Amendment and all.... Do you really think Obama WANTS this buffoon in the White House? I’m sure he’s absolutely sick about it. But that whole “peaceful transfer of power” thing allows him little opportunity.

Oh, yeah, that too. Though, if he wanted this to be stopped, he’d have never allowed his administration to issue the permit for this, so I haven’t expected him to do anything, quite frankly. I’m not expecting him to turn around and block a project his administration approved permits for.

I mean about North Dakota

I was hoping for the last season of Game of Thrones. But with Hillary as Cersei and Trump as the High Sparrow.

When are we going to start calling out Obama on this head in the sand shit? You still work here.

They’ll never learn that because they’ll never accept that Hillary wouldn’t have been worse. She’s the literal devil as far as many of them are concerned.

Oh, well, Bannon is totally a drunk. He’s been trying to drink away his fear that he might not be 100% white for 50 years.

You have to pass it to see what it’s in it, just like pelosi said.

Jesus man, I know this is only kinja but have some dignity.

And, that doesn’t really matter since Trump’s about to bring back the Spanish Inquisition.

If Hillary Clinton were writing a revenge novel based off of the attacks from the left and the right that she endured this year, it would be every day from Nov 9th to Jan. 21st, 2021. It’s gotten so comical that after all the hubbub about her emails and mishandling of classified information, Trump is considering…

You’re making $6500 every five weeks and you bought a Mitsubishi? Damn fool...

since I been earnin $6594 this past 5 weeks and a little over 10 grand last month

I wish much more that this was a Coen brothers flick, or even Wes Anderson. At least they have an asthetic I could deal with. Hell, let’s go full Tim Burton and call it a day.

Donald Trump: It’s despicable that people are working in Congress for so long, there needs to be limits. Something, something, something drain the swamp!

I read that Trump Inc. now owns the copyright to the image below and the trademark to the phrase “Miss Me Yet” in all apparel classes, novelty toys and bathroom fixtures.

Honestly with Mike Pence as your VP this is not unexpected in any way. In fact the choice had been someone reasonable that would have been a surprise.

Excellent point.