I’m not trying to stir up shit but Steve Bannon with a beard seriously looks like Luke Skywalker at the end of Star Wars 7.

Bernie Sanders would have taken his correct diagnosis and incorrect solutions and reduced Trump to the caricature the left wants him to be.

It’s like watching the United States fall down the stairs.

Even worse; seeing Dubya surrounded by his paintings made me wish for the days that our President was just an incompetent imbecile and not an evil rapey narcissist...who is also an incompetent imbecile.

We went from “binders-full of women” to “grab them by pussy” in like zero-to-seven.

And we have got to UNITE and VOTE liberals into the various branches of govt. Our planet and people can not afford anymore apathy, constant in-fighting, or splintering the vote amongst third parties*.

Them, and while I’m super mad at them, NYT and the WaPo. Honestly they’re our only hope, and since trump has it out for the NYT specifically, I want to support them.

You’re probably a white person. For people of color, he was extremely heinous. Example: Stop and frisk.

I never thought I’d be nostalgic for the days of binders full of women, and yet here we are.

I’m missing Dubya at this point

Giuliani as Secretary of State only furthers our most Liberal opinions. (Donald, cover your ears.) John Bolton is the same. If he chooses either one, we win even earlier than expected.

It totally weirds me out that I actually miss Mittens Romney. I’m not even kidding around. I seriously miss that guy right about now. Not a huge fan of him or his politics, but compared to Trump... jesus, I’d pay some serious money and blow a whole lot of people to make him the president-elect at this point. …

To be fair, making no difference could be the best outcome America could hope for.

Evil doesn’t die. It buys a condo in Florida and retires.

It’s official, we’re all dead. “Drain the swamp” = hire every batshit insane 70 year old white GOP dude.

Look at the damn bubble they live in, only two-tenths of one percent black. And they just got a quick lesson that there’s a great big wide world outside their bubble. But of course they’re the victims.

Dontcha know... YOU’RE the racist for calling them out! They don’t see color! They didn’t even know Michelle Obama was black and YOU had to be racist and bring it up! Benghazi!

I always knew soccer coaches taught their players how to flop.

pep: “no tiki-taka past midnight”

yaya: “wait, what?” *calls agent* “don’t apologize to this guy”

What’s the big deal? I have a very strict self-enforced sex curfew that mainly involves not having sex.