@Lazarus: i thought it - the whole piece, in fact - cleverly written.

@Qwyn: i envision matching facial tattoos...

@transitnap: for whatever it might be worth, i believe the lazarus pit canonically causes AT LEAST temporary insanity whenever used.

@aNak: and a lot of HEART!

@bawheid: thank you so much for that image.

@jdmcd: i rather thought that was the whole point of the diamond skull (or, y'know, mayans, and junk).

@clytamnestra: opportunistic hustlers certainly live in the same gated community as evil, if not (necessarily) next door.

@The_Geb: the joker's crazy, not stupid!

@alienshards: because the justice system isn't just.

@nbumpercar: "it's a speed suit!"

@junior ghoul: i may be wrong, but paramedics and fire fighters strike me as martial arts types, and theoretically have that sort of ethos, to say nothing of what the police, ideally, should be.

@KryptonZero: the fact that it's an suv makes it funny.

@Andrea Winkler: great tips!

@HBICofslacking: nicely done! thank you!

@goodywitch: i'd like those recipes (and a bit more info on the mango seed core), please.

@infmom: all these comments made me wonder if the tags still contained care instructions (i, uh, need new clothes...)! the tape trick reduces the nee for cross referencing.

@LouiseGauxth: i was going to suggest the same tool, but with a willing partner to, er, flog one with. i find people enjoy the frustration releasing effect of beating their sometimes-less-than-wholly-loved-ones, so it's not difficult to find the aforementioned partner, and it really is pleasant for the recipient.…

@ZionAmphitrite: "staff" masseuse - i see what you did there!

@zylog: ooh! a golf ball! that's a good idea. i've used tennis balls, with some benefit, but they're a bit too soft. i'm told a squash ball is pretty hard... this device looks a bit more precise, however, if less diy.

@lacrimaeveneris: short humorous essays = the dsm!