Yeah, but the angrier I get about awful shit Republicans have done the harder time I have brushing aside the Japanese Internment, especially. That was really, really fucking bad.

I'd take them both over Reagan, despite the Japanese internment and Vietnam War disasters.

"Here is the latest issue of Gigantic Asses."

Republicans masturbate to his picture and Democrats have decided that he represents "moderate" or "reasonable" conservatives, relative to what Republicans have become in the past 25 years, so now Reagan gets a pass. It's bullshit.

Yeah, this. At least Bush knew he wasn't the smartest guy in the room. Trump is one of the dumbest people I've ever seen, and he thinks he's the smartest person who's ever lived.

Couldn't you at least pay someone with good taste to dress you?

If Trump supporters were intelligent enough to express a coherent thought, they wouldn't be Trump supporters.

I like how he tries to equate an employee at Google with being the fucking President of the United States…and still fails.

I'd rather be a racist surrounded by puppies than a tolerant man with children.

I'm from Missouri, but live on the East Coast now. On the one hand, if I moved back, I might have a better chance of surviving Armageddon. On the other hand, Missouri is so shitty, the ACLU has issued a travel advisory to minorities who might be headed there.

Because you're racist?

It's a heavy burden, as the first poster, to make the joke that everyone who reads the headline is prepared to make. You carried your burden well. Bravo, sir.

I left my flat in a lift to get some Wotsits and sultanas down at the Sainsbury, and now I have to go to the loo.

It's just bringing us back to a time when spouses were literal commodities instead of actual people.

Sometimes I feel like there's 10,000 Spoons, when all I need is a Knife.

Then it is incumbent upon you to bone/marry someone who needs insurance.

I thought you could stay through age 26? So it's over once you hit 26?

My understanding is that you're supposed to have a lot of casual sex until you turn 27, when you get kicked off your parent's health plan, at which point if the person you're currently sleeping with can get you on a company insurance plan, you marry him/her.

Pretty good sendoff, actually, if you ask me. Whatever The Simpsons finally does for its last episode won't be enough. Just make it a normal episode and subtly acknowledge that it's over at the end.

I can confidently say that Hank would never have voted for Trump. I really don't know what he would've done in November 2016, but he wouldn't have voted for Trump.