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The AV Club

The AV Club

Aidscancer.

Username/comment synergy.

She's just visiting her family right now….in Canada…

Don't just stand there, Jesus! Do something!

Yeah. Kinja sucks and everything but the site became something else when the old writers left, so it's not like we're losing the classic AV Club.

Tasha and the Hookers.

I've heard that true alphas suck their own cocks.

We should make our own AV Club. With Scott Tobias and Keith Phipps and Nathan Rabin and Tasha Robinson and blackjack and hookers.

I think Homer gets stupider every year.

I'll give you an internet dollar if, on the next newswire, you count down from 606 to 0 by making 606 separate comments, each consisting of nothing but the next sequential number.

This is clearly just a naked attempt to have the highest upvote/comment ratio of any user ever, right before the whole thing implodes and nobody has the opportunity to beat it.

That includes all his wives and his daughter.

His face on that tablet looks like my tabby cat's [an] arsehole

Would you miss it?

Is anyone offering the lead in the next Transformers movie to Emma Stone or Jennifer Lawrence?