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This flower is wilting.

She's lying! Finish her off!!

Better idea: GET THE DAMN SHOW ON A STREAMING SERVICE AGAIN.

Thatherton!

How about if they just do a spin-off series about Bill living with his family in Louisiana?

Slowly?

I didn't find it believable when OJ was found innocent.

There's like a 50/50 chance this won't happen anyway because Paul Thomas Anderson will impregnate her again.

Username/comment synergy.

Movie quote or @avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus's foreplay?

You're going to have to explain why you know this, and keep in mind that "I have kids" is not a sufficient answer.

Why would Jesus need my credit card number?…

EXPLAIN HOW!

Yeah I hope Emma Stone turns her career around.

Yep. There's literally no way you will be able to avoid it.

"We need to target the ____ demographic. I think this [pilot] could really shift the paradigm. I've asked [creator] if he could include a sex scene where we see [lead actress]'s tits, and a shower scene where we get full bush. If there's time, we'll include a brief shot of [lead actor]'s ass."

I used quarters in a payphone once. Of course, I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, and the call only cost 5 cents, so I got 4 bees back.

Nod sagely, boy!

Ah, yes. Acid Burn and Zero Cool.

No.