Sounds like something from an episode of What's Your Fuckstyle?

It's the sad reality of the Boomers. They became leeches who stand in the way of progress at every turn, burning the crops of American prosperity and salting the earth behind them.

"I worked very hard when [white man] gave me the opportunity. If [non-white and/or non-man] can't get ahead, it's because s/he isn't working hard enough."

"I got where I am by hard work and gumption! No hand outs!"

Hos are lukewarm.

Park visitors will be ushered into a small room where they will be asked to make small-talk with Gal Gadot for 3 minutes without nervously throwing up on their own shirts.

Even Newt Gingrich did it when he became an international sex symbol and his wife got cancer.

Jon Hamm and Jen Westfeldt held on for an admirably long time after Hamm-bone hit the big time.

I don't understand how anybody could have possibly seen the "Who's on First?" brother/brother-in-law scene between Will Arnett and Amy Poehler in Arrested Development and then not have slipped into a months-long depression when they got divorced.

Duh.

- Allison Williams.

Filliam H. Muffman, 20 years and counting.

Yeah, that's fair. After the prequels, I assumed the Empire must have just neuralyzed the whole Galaxy, Men in Black-style.

Dunkin’ Donuts, which has convinced Americans to eat cake for breakfast since 1950

The midichlorian thing never bothered me that much because I thought it was an attempt to show that the Force was better understood during the heyday of the Galactic Republic and the Jedi Knights, which certainly makes sense. The "mystery" of the force in the original trilogy was, to some extant, attributable to all…

*Alexa plays Yakety Sax*

This is Kansas City all over again.

Paging Wookiepedia….

I was kind of hoping the last episode of The Leftovers would've just been Damon Lindelof explaining everything for 10 minutes.

Love on a Desert Planet is my favorite erotic novel.