Maybe we could just have an exception to property taxes on property that qualifies as a "primary residence" if it is worth less than $X (either an absolute number, or a percentage over the median home price in the area). Then jack up the property taxes on non-qualified property.

Sometimes when you shout into the void, the void answers back.

The AV Club

I don't know what the genesis of this joke is, but I'll be damned if I won't conform for cheap up-votes.

We can all give Kevin James a hard time if we want, but don't you want it to be 2006 again?

Plenty of Dames, though.

What makes something a "space opera"? Is anything set in space automatically an "opera"? Does "opera" get routinely appended to any other genre of film? Who cares about any of my questions? Do I? What am I doing here? Is this a "life opera"?

I don't watch the show. Did the Doctor ever refer to a "lubricated horse cock"?

Women can't be doctors. Their periods prevent them from completing medical school, because the menstruation attracts bears, which is why all medical school professors must be armed with shotguns, per new Department of Education guidelines.

Frank Stallone.

Here in New York they've issued schedules for people living on Long Island that read: "July 10 to September 1st, Fuck You."

I was thinking the same thing.

I can see your mom playing MY Shelley Long.

I could see Shelley Long playing her mom.

You gotta throw in Grudzielanek before we can even start negotiations.

Montreal is kind of a weird situation because they don't exist anymore…that '94 team was stacked with players that everyone identifies with another team.

Haha. I know. I was going to post that Cepeda thing in response to @avclub-b90391459007fbc002dee3084fef650b:disqus, but you gave me a good segue.

Note to self: Never use Florida as an example of anything not meth-related.

Fair point.

He's clearly most-identified as a Cardinal. I don't see how he can be mentioned in the same field of Cubs legends like Ron Santo and Ernie Banks. What, are the Marlins going to retire Ichiro's number now because he got to 3000 hits with them?