"Mission Accomplished"

God…two games into that Blackhawks-Preds series I was all "Hey, this is lining up for us…"

Upvote/fuck you.

I choose to believe not until it does.

It'd be like the St. Louis Blues winning the Stanley Cup, finally, and giving a shout-out to Wayne Gretzky.

The Cubs get to lay claim to Rogers Hornsby all of the sudden?

I just thought that was Showtime's tagline.

"Having said that, yes to more movies about women kicking ass."

Shazam-bot!

He's hoping that Dunkirk won't suck.*

We've got provisions and lots of beer
The key word is survival on The New Frontier

Spruce Dwayne's man-servant.

Palmer Luckey. Jules Blok.

Now just keep gagging him until he chokes to death.

That would explain how you got that promotion.

They live in the woods, because it's the only place available to them that's 500 yards from any children.

Why look kids, it's Johnny Pornseed!

And Harvey Keitel.

To this day she can't have sex without pushing a small child out of a window.

"I didn't see any movies this weekend, but I did summarize the entire plot of Alien 3 in the car with my ex-girlfriend."