I'm not looking for a fight with a member of the Apple cult. We can have a discussion about the relative merits of their tech when Tim Cook decides his company is going to pay its fucking taxes.

You have to pay the troll toll if you want to get over the GW Bridge.

There are varying degrees of sucks. The trick is to find the low end of sucks. Apple and Whole Foods are at the high end of sucks.

The people may be fine but the company sucks no matter what store you visit. I've never had a problem with a Whole Foods employee, but Whole Foods fucking blows.

It was the long con. They destroyed the value of brick and mortar so they could buy it all up on the cheap. Now they'll own all internet stores and all physical stores, and Emperor Bezos will force us to slave away in his salt mines.

There are reasons I occasionally go to Whole Foods for certain things, but I almost always hate it. Overpriced, pretentious nonsense. It's the Apple of grocery stores.

You need to up your game, loli.

Trump Lear something something Ivanka.

So are they gonna bone on-air, or what?

But I bet you've had a lot of practice, amiright?

I think it's great that you're so confident both schools and the human race will survive long enough to learn about Trump in history class.

It's called "Rakka," so it's probably a metaphor for refugees.

Like you have the option.

What's up with those AT&T commercials, Mahk? You hurting for money?

2 things.

He had the chest hair implanted into his receding hairline.

I thought this was a movie version of The Americans that fills in the gaps about what that kid has been doing for the past 5 years.

There's always Hannity.

And Aisha Tyler was on it?!?

New York City has accomplished an amazing feat - it's chopped jail and prison incarceration rates by over 50 percent in the last 20 years.