Don Draper saw something in that guy, but he couldn't put his finger on it.

I knew that Spoiler Space would be good because why else would Mike even bother to write one for a movie that no one knew existed and that no one is going to see?

Calendar Man.

They're going to literally kill Chris Evans on screen.

So, the Jetsons will be entering the MCU? There better be a Flintstones crossover, too.

It's for the defense industry, somehow.

Well, I'm sure that they'll do a great job of establishing his character, the character of Death (apparently), and his motivations in between the scenes featuring the other 137 characters that will be in this movie.

I never read the comics, but from what I understand from a Wikipedia page that I read during a particularly depressing 20 minutes of my life, I gather that Thanos wants to rule the universe for some reason, and the infinity stones give him the power to do that somehow, and -

I just like the idea of Galecki lording it over everyone else.

Is it possible that Galecki is the richest member of the Roseanne cast?

I liked Bruce Willis in Moonrise Kingdom.

John Prick: Private Dick

What's the deal with country music co-opting native Michiganders? Tim Allen, Kid Rock, Jack White. Could Eminem be next?

You're really bad at this.

*Rand Paul slides into second base, accidentally shoots himself in the ass*

NYC has stringent gun laws and a lower per capita murder rate than St. Louis, Baltimore, Detroit, New Orleans, Cleveland, Newark (right across the Hudson), Memphis, Chicago, Kansas City, Atlanta, Milwaukee, Cincinnati, Oakland, D.C., Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Buffalo, Indianapolis, Fort Wayne, and Louisville, as well…

Oh, Dik. They don't matter.

Only a true asshole would see that 20 6-year-olds were killed and want to do something about it.

Except that now people in the GOP are victims. I expect Paul Ryan's head to explode Scanners-style when he puts two and two together.

They're conflicted. He was white and had a history of domestic abuse, which are totally patriotic, but he was also a Sanders supporter, so he's also basically Joseph Stalin.