Is this Talkin' 'Bout Turtle?

They're going to slap Breaking Bad on the name but it's actually going to be a virtual reality simulation of working at Los Pollos Hermanos - mostly just taking food orders and cleaning off tables, occasionally working the fryer.

Pretty trite and silly, while thinking it's astonishingly deep.

What a fool beliiieeeeeeves….

You don't know me, but I'm your brother…

It will come back to you.

I'm going to become a Hollywood big-shot by producing movies billed as "softcore" versions of existing properties. First up, a softcore version of Goodfellas set against the backdrop of the porn-

I keep her picture with her letter.

Nothing straight about that volleyball scene.

Speaking of vitriol, fuck you, Craig.

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All the disparate forces begin to converge on Kings Landing as a snow begins to fall. Pull out to see each army converging from a different direction as snowflakes fill the screen. Continue to pull out, revealing all the action is occurring in a small snow-globe. Camera pans to reveal that the snow-globe is resting on…

But the tragicomedy of the sad clown! THE TRAGICOMEDY!!

Stonewall Jackson actually kicked off the Battle of Fredericksburg by yelling "It's Motherfucking Morphin' Time!"

It's not quite a pedophile, and it's not quite a gate, but man….

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She was conceived at a Sheridan. Casper was conceived on a Casper mattress. Aiden was conceived at a punk rock show.

Can a future without the AV Club really be bright?

"Our shitbag President tweeted the alleged word, 'covfefe.'"

They're all losers.