I'm impressed that you were able to write that on your dick.

“Bringing back the MTV Beach House is one of those can’t miss moments we love to bring to Dew Nation,” added Chauncey Hamlett, senior director of marketing at Mountain Dew

Kelly became a librul after she was sexually harassed. Only libruls are sexually harassed, because sexual harassment is a librul conspiracy.

What does Paul Ryan have to do with this article?

Something you should be ashamed of.

You're a fucking idiot.

You can find him in Saint Lou-ay.

He's just like the ocean under the moon.

Plus the frame rate is so high, you can practically feel the hobbit ejaculate.

YOU'RE THE GUY FROM THE ARTICLE!!!!

Now that Chuck Berry is dead, worse, I guess. But less predatory.

Would you say that you weren't the sharpest tool in the shed?

Someone hasn't seen Rob and Sinbad's amazing It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia appearance.

Neither does your wife.

What about the concert to get Alan Alda a kidney?

Not saying anything.

Why would anyone want a Millenial's blood? None of us have any healthcare - it's probably tainted.

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really, really, really wanna Zaga Zaga, ah

'Cause I'm proud to be a fake Canadian
Where at least I can pretend I'm free…

I IMPLIED THAT PAUL RYAN CONSISTENTLY HAS THE PRESIDENT'S BALLS IN OR AROUND HIS MOUTH.