Except for Paul Ryan, who was quoted as saying "Grmph hckels, shmuf achogl," because he was actively gargling Trump's balls at the time.

I guess the Wachowski's didn't sense(8) this news coming.

I think she's actually playing the captor.

This is just subliminal recruitment for the Navy.

Did anyone ever spray-paint "Hoosier" on Larry's home?

It's not racism, it's "cultural anxiety."

So, on September 10th, HBO will drop The Deuce?

I have a feeling you have opinions regarding the Resident Evil movies that you wish to share with the group.

I like mine better.

"Harry Dean Anderson? That's a person, right?…"

Yep. In her vows she specifically mentioned that she was going to bang Bart Fargo if not for the wedding.

If we need anything in this country right now, it's a third 5+ film action-horror series starring a leather-clad woman directed by her husband.

You're edgier than the Cliffs of Moher.

"I'm pretty sure that SNL lady is married to Paul Thomas Anderson, so he is not my husband…"

Fair point, but she's far beyond needing to shill for Old Navy.

Especially after you divorce them.

- Herman Cain

When you're a good-looking guy in your 40s from Cupertino, California, the world is your oyster.

Oh no! Jessica Alba went swimming in the pool and the ladder disappeared!

Just one dead stripper who occasionally turned tricks.