Apparently, the series will be a “far departure” from the movies, and will introduce new characters and stories to the Sin City universe, all while still attempting to “hew closely” to the books.

So much depends
On big bursts of cheese
Next to the queer club

"The Melt is the fastest growing non-poultry, non-coffee franchise in all of Southern California."

He's had a lot of overrated appearances on Comedy Bang Bang.

I think Middleditch is less obscene than Parsons, who must be the highest paid actor on TV. I also don't know why the fuck Julia Louise-Dreyfus was doing Old Navy commercials a couple years back.

I didn't realize Ken Watanabe didn't read the script before appearing in the first movie.

He's going to try and get Godzilla to switch to Verizon.

It's Pauly Shore's time to shine!

They're banking on the fact that we'll never forget the time Kathy -

Also, who the fuck spells "Bill" with one L?

I can't think of Family Circus without thinking of that episode of Pinky and the Brain where Brain's plan for world domination was foiled by Bill Keane, following an early slam on Family Circus by Pinky.

Or Chevy Chase, Maryland and Chevy Chase, the asshole?

"More like Gal Gadon't."

Petty and stupid.

I mean, I would see a Tilda Swinton Wonder Woman movie.

The assertion that "we can be so much better than this."

The largest discrepancy in the world between two same-named places has to be Paris, France and Paris, Texas, right? What would second place be?

What are you basing that on?

No, it is.

The real injustice here is that they failed to get Batman v. Superman banned.