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The real story here is that Axois Media co-founder Mike Allen deserves his own late-night talk show. What an amazing segue he provided for Ryan:

"I got this GIF of Tom Hanks dying in Philadelphia. Hilarious."

"Have you heard about GIFs? Think we can use them to fuck over poor people?"

The dolphin died on the sidewalk.

The Sandler and Stiller performances make me want to see this movie even though I'm pretty sure I already saw it every other time I've watched a Noah Baumbauch film.

Just like the CIA!

The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

The 47-year-old Millenials are the worst Millenials.

Is it "jy-ro," "hero," or "year-o"?

He gave up dentistry, apparently.

So in 25 years Idris Elba will look like Ruby Dee?

The Rock will be the first President of Earth, thus fulfilling the prophecy of Futurama.

That's not a thing.

Let me guess: The Gummer Balls?

It's like, Trump and Mark Wahlberg.

Like land ownership or literacy?

Although Trump’s lunch meeting with Lown and calls to his “good friend Ronnie” were not public knowledge at the time, his obsession with brokering nuclear deals with the Russians was not.

You're thinking of Lee Michaels.

It seems, based on interviews I've read, that it was still supposed to be left up in the air.