How do you keep up with the news like that?

We'll take what we can get.

I've never seen a better analogy for anything than this right here.

Mr. Sorrento, I have forgotten to take a shit.

Any word on distribution for Apes a Poppin'?

* "nasty woman" joke *

I've never given a shit what Ann Coulter thinks about anything, and I'm sure as fuck not going to start now.

Well, he IS a candy-ass.

I'm glad that he was professionally destroyed before he died.

Oh my god. Are you saying that sincerely? That's hilarious.

CBS

I'm not saying this to people in the know. I'm saying it to rubes!

Was that Bill Ponderosa?

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S…

Damn straight. And yet you have more upvotes! What, are you colluding with the Russians to change the totals?

Gilbert Gottfried.

I'm mostly being facetious.

"I went to school in Boston. Well, not in Boston, but near Boston. No, not Tufts…"

Maybe they could try a running-her-over-with-a-car prank.

Like when Kelsey forgets to take out the trash.