Yeah, I'm sure plenty of reasonable people expect reimbursement after a bad first date and continue to hound that person. Fuck off.

I thought he was going to play Zombie Reagan.

And Melancholia.

- Republicans

They did a good job with Doc Ock Nermal, though.

Just make it like an HBO subscription thing and advertise it heavily on Fox News. You know those dumbasses will do anything they think is anti-liberal.

Right? There's a shitload of filthy money just waiting for someone to take it!

"Nuanced Asshole" is my band's new name.

If I were evil, and I worked for Fox, I would start a "Fox Family Channel" that would revive Last Man Standing and put on a lot of shitty sitcoms and 7th Heaven-style dramas that appeal to that sort of audience, and I would also open a handful of movie studios in Branson, Missouri and bill it as an anti-Hollywood.

To be fair, 90% of CBS's non-Colbert audience is probably beyond redemption, where social progress is concerned, anyway.

I'm a lawyer too, and I'm not saying he's legally guilty of anything, but repeatedly calling someone and her sister after one date to get $20 constitutes "harassing" her for money that he has no legal claim to, in my book.

I do think it's inconsiderate, especially if you don't take any precautions about noise/brightness, and it's probably impossible to text in a movie without bothering the person you're sitting right next to, so I have no doubt that she should've put the phone away or left the theater. But this asswipe is not taking a…

"Vezmar contacted her a few times to get the price of the ticket back."

Fifty Shades of Alger

Speaking of balls, I'm surprised Ryan is even able to give a statement, what with his constantly gargling Trump's balls.

From WaPo:

It's also interesting to see a lot of people here saying that they're both assholes because the woman texted and the man harassed her, her sister, filed a frivolous lawsuit, and is now dragging her into the public where she is being mocked and scorned.

Yeah, if the brightness is low and they aren't making noise, I don't really give a shit because I'm watching the movie, not policing the theater.

He paid for the ticket! Totally deserved a handy. She probably went home with some ASSHOLE and fucked him.

No way! Texting in a theater is WAY worse than being a creep and bugging the sister of a girl you went on one date with for $17 because you're an obsessive stalker!