Furthermore, his heart and his brain are in excellent condition, almost like they were never used. I attribute this to a life long passion for avoiding exercise and plant-based food. Also, his weight is appropriate for a man of his age and his stomach certainly does not block him from viewing his long and…

I will hold out until they release the “Freedom Reserve Lime”

Of course they are fucking calling it “Freedom Reserve.”

And yes, molasses would definitely have been used, since molasses was cheap and EXTREMELY available at the time. Rum, not whiskey, was the preferred spirit of the US before, during, and immediately after the revolt. It also would have been a way to boost alcohol…

That’s the miracle of the little blue pill.

The Michesota... MGD with ketchup in it.

Hahaha, that fat piece of shit eating a salad ...

Your mama, bitch

I dunno, the way Tiffany curved on her own dad at the debate ruled.

Even Lee Greenwood thinks that’s a bit too much.

These dumb kids don’t realize Twitter/FB comments are easily accessed and tend to stick around for a while. This is why I’m grateful my awkward teenage years were spent on AOL.

I’d say having a thrice divorced, serial adulterer reality show host with a history of racism, sexual deviance, mocking the disabled, avoiding taxes and filing bankruptcy as President got us here.

My hatred of IPAs is less about the beer itself (I agree with the article, Breckinridge Brewery’s Mango Mosaic IPA is pretty good). It’s more the types of people who like IPAs and turn it into a challenge - sort of like with hot sauce - where it’s like “Oh you like IPAs? Have you tried Brewery X’s…

If you need an introduction to an introduction to NEIPAs, Sierra Nevada Hazy Little Thing is a decent place to start. It’s not as fruity as some of the others but certainly lacks the excessive hoppyness. It also won’t cost you $16 for a 4 pack.

Old Nation M-43 is still the best I’ve had. Recently had some War Pigs…

When people do not pace themselves appropriately entering the freeway from an exit ramp to make a smooth merge into traffic without disrupting the traffic that already has the right of way.

People not understanding 4 way stops.

People who don’t use the parking brake “because it’s an automatic, and that’s what ‘Park’ is for.” Not only does it annoy the shit out of me, but it annoys the shit out of them when I borrow their car, park it properly, and then they drive 30 miles with the parking brake on.

Also, how many gay weddings could that town possible have? Let alone any that want catering from some podunk pizza joint?

Do cars normally have five wheels or is the “road glyde” a unicycle?

I wouldn’t touch that with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

I had a sausage for lunch today. Ingredients: