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I’m generally not a know-er of things, but even I know that a packet of ranch and a packet of taco seasoning would result in off the charts sodium levels. Are all her recipes designed to destroy your heart either through butter or high salt, or both? It would not be surprising to see a side of no filter Camels listed

True, but writing “its favorite beer” instead of “her favorite beer” would certainly imply the author does not believe Alexa is an actual woman.

I’m guessing not based on this: “Alexa can, for example, say its favorite beer is Budweiser...”

Bagna cauda.

What happens with the other .02?

BMW 2 Series M240i Convertible

Cleveland is a city where its most prestigious hospital housed a McDonalds until 2 years ago. Don’t expect progress to come too quickly for them.

Cleveland Rocks!

I lived in MN for over 20+ years. This is the pizza you will be served at every fishing resort in MN. If that makes it MN style so be it.

I’m a whitey, but married to a South American woman. I can confirm the Thanksgivings we go to at my family are awful. Table scapes filled with cheap tacky Chinese decorations, store bought gravy, and whatever new style dish Rachel Ray promoted on her show. Not to mention everyone is in bed by 8 PM. When we don’t go

I am not a religious person now, but after many years of parochial school a few lessons stuck with me. In this case, Matthew 6:2.

As a fellow Texan, I think You’re insane. There’s no way I’d choose to stop at Sonic for a pump and dump during a road trip. Yea Buccees is ridiculously large, but the food and drink options are vastly superior. Sonic is only good for 1/2 priced drinks in the middle of summer.

As a fellow Texan, I think You’re insane. There’s no way I’d choose to stop at Sonic for a pump and dump during a

Surly’s Todd the Axe Man is both a great beer from MN, and a kick ass label.

What did Darvish’s girlfriend say?

My Father, the worlds worst cook, is convinced he makes the best gravy. He basically takes pan drippings, and adds the instant package of gravy powder. The result is an overly salty liquid mixture with fat floating on top. Every year, he says, huh, wonder why it didn’t turn out like it normally does (thinking the last

* Depending where you live. I live in Texas and this is the best time to grill, since I don’t have to stand over a hot fire while feeling like I am in a hot fire.

You can’t properly point out the absurdity of the Texas Homecoming Mum to non Texans without an image.

I’ll never understand the effort people go through for a tiny wedge of pizza of half a tiny egg roll. I only go for meat, beer, and wine. I especially like when they have a decent craft beer marked down to almost nothing because people only buy the horse piss big brewery stuff.

I thought I was the only one. My grandparents used to make miracle whip/mayo, lettuce and PB sandwiches for me. I tried it many years later and could barely finish a bite.