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Well, independently no...

Not just Portman. Look at Hayden Christensen in almost any other role that he did.

Gods yeah, Prince of Persia The Two Throne. The way it called back to the beginning of the whole series... that was some serious fully-realised ending type stuff.

“...objectively terrible...”

It would be nice, but lets face it - Molyneux would again over-promise the hell out of it, to the point that even an improved B&W would wind up being a disappointment.

I’m not surprised. All of these “Oh I hate TLJ for art” twits seem to have a go to of about a dozen or so of the same videos, without ever realising that:

The actual argument was more on stuff like “ooh prophesied chosen one and desert warrior culture, therefore Dune!”.

;;snicker;;

Oh joy. It wouldn’t be a TLJ thread without someone posting a long arse video “which perfectly encapsulates why I think it was a crappy movie”.

But Luke wassssssss meeeeeeeee!

Considering this article is not at all about people with those issues with the movie, why even bring it up? Why do you feel the need to heroically throw yourself and your “Not all haters!” defense to this article about those fragile children?

THIS.

In the spirit of inter-faith understanding, I’m sure we can get many more deities to tell these guys to Fuck Right Off

Oh man the Drunken Master fight.... you know what reaaaaallllly sucks? Lewis Tan was a leading contender for the Danny Rand role. Imagine - someone with martial arts chops playing a martial artist!

No it’s not. Even if I could forgive the blandness that was Danny Rand (and I don’t blame the actor for this, just lazy writing), the absolute poor camerawork and action choreography on what should have been a gold star martial arts series was unforgivable. Case in point: 56 cuts in 35 seconds

I know, but these guys exist, and they seem quite sincere in their views. I’m sure some are just trolling, but...

There’s actually a surprisingly large number of SF fans who see Star Trek as some sort of whiz bang space adventure thing, and the whole blatant progressivist future thing either went over their heads, or was just hand waved away as part of some libertarian ideal.

Seriously, THIS! Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? Has this thing been EMP’d and hammered to bits yet?

That Venn diagram is a fucking circle

I’m pretty sure that the answer to that is “No”.