See, now, I'd be tempted to do the opposite: "The heat went out but it's ok, we still have gas to the oven. I'll just pop that puppy on for a couple hours and leave the door open. I'm turning my phone off after this text to conserve battery life. LOVE YOU! YOU'RE THE BEST MAMA EVER!!!"

He's actually German Shepard. Which makes all this pretty impressive really.

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

I say whatever works best for the people in question, but for me personally, no, if I ever got married (and I don't particularly plan to), I wouldn't want children there. Primarily, it's a cost/size issue (I would not want to have a large wedding or even a wedding at all, but this is a thought exercise), but…

And invite their parents.

Hi, I have a Foodspin question.

There's using a broad definition and there's furthering the stigma of mental illnesses, and by extension, the violence perpetrated against the mentally ill. While I am also enraged by this jackass, I am also offended by ableist language that enables the subjugation of people with mental illnesses.

In other words,…

you is gay, but that is okay. Gay like blowjob too

I sang this along to a little tune in my head. Like a Sesame Street singalong about acceptance and how everyone is different but the same.

My youngest daughter is her own censor. We were at the Royal Ontario Museum and when we visited the Ancient Greece exhibit, she threw up her hand to block her view of the nude statues and in a most aggrieved voice said, "I can't *believe* they have those out where children can see them." She was about 7.

I totally feel Bieber on the nook though. In my first off-campus house we had this huge room in our basement that we put a second-hand, lop-sided foosball table in. The matches were epic. Sprawling things we would keep meticulous track of throughout the season. I saw my roommate Kevin cry, literally cry, after losing…

Actually Rte 3 South off 93 South is also a left lane exit. Going north on 93 you need to be in the left 2 lanes to stay on 93, the right 2 lanes go to Rte 3 South. I travel this way frequently so I know the annoyance. It's especially fun when you're coming out of the South Shore Mall and you have about a quarter of…

Oh Tommy. A very, very ancient Gawker Media law forbids commenters from asking questions like "who???" in comments because, as you so clearly know, if you're able to drop a comment into a post you are probably able to use this newfangled contraption known as Google. In the olden times, asking "WHO???" like a moron…

I watched Pitch Perfect for the first time last night. I really enjoyed it. I would also recommend watching her in Camp (2003). I had not heard of it until a couple of weeks ago.

Hate to break this to you, but you're eating deer shit.

They should totally interview you at all times! I picture it as endless Dinosaur Comics.

I always think that they also don't want a bunch of plastered people in their restaurants.

Imma let you finish, but Samoas are the best cookies of all time

Tagalong or gtfo? Clever.

I'm just picturing him coming to America, showing up in the nearest restaurant, weeping copiously as he eats basket after basket of bread. Finally, he's eaten enough to rupture his stomach, and he turns to the server who is trying to comfort him in his last moments and says, "I ate all the bread. I. Ate. All. The.…