Oh god

Okay, this might be unpopular, and I understand if you ignore it. But I really dislike this post. Like, a lot.

I got married a year ago, and at the time I found there to be quite a bit of anti-wedding bias on the Jezebel editorial staff; a good deal of the wedding-related posts were mocking traditions or, worse,…

I'm Lois Duncan, the author of DAUGHTERS OF EVE, which, to my amazement, appears to be just as controversial today as it was when I wrote it back in the late '70s. I thoroughly enjoyed this discussion (thank you Jia and Kelly) and would be happy to respond to any questions that anyone might have. (As long as you…

My favorite zippy comeback line is one I got from my boss. She was working the till, and chatting with an old lady who comes in to buy vegetables sometimes. Boss says something innocuous, like, "Oh, do you enjoy cooking?" And the old lady says, "Sweetie, when we got married I told my husband to pick one room for me to…

I was in a LDR before, and while I definitely missed my partner, the distance made me appreciate the time that we did spend together much much more. We spoke on the phone for hours every night. If I were to tabulate, I'd say that we spent more time talking to one another when we were in different countries than we did…

I wish I had more stars to give this.

YES!

I went to high school years ago and the showers were practically never used, except by water polo players and swimmers, in their swimsuits. No one wanted to get naked in the locker room (this was the Men's (boys?) locker room.

Caveat: I am not brilliant with the fan art thing!

You know, while I do kind of agree that being too nervous to text someone is a little extreme, I cannot hear anybody use the word "beta" outside of a software development or Greek alphabetical context without my "douchebag" alarms going off instinctively.

Gerrymander? I hardly know her!

Although it's Beyonce... so she probably isn't REALLY pregnant, you know?

I think I know who the culprit is

LOL. And I hate when people write LOL. But that seriously made me LOL.

hehehehe. Oh this is good, I genuinely chuckled.

I feel like I am literally the only human being who likes Kristen Stewart. But I do like her, and I don't give dick shit who knows it!

He shot himself in the back without a gun! No wait, he shot himself in the chest without a gun, while his hands were cuffed behind his back! But no, he had a third arm we just didn't know what to do with because there are only two cuffs! No wait, he stole an officer's gun and held a white child hostage! Actually, he…

I'm sorry, but being friends with a racist, to the degree described here especially, is a tacit approval of that racism. So, you need to call that shit out and/or break things off.

A woman I work with recently told me this insane story from 20+ years ago about how she was jogging and was grabbed by someone, pulled into the brush of the park, and held at knifepoint. She had just happened to read in Ladies' Home Journal about if you ever get abducted to tell a story to your abductor. I think they…

-Roe vs. Lemon-Wade