I got lucky in that my allergy (most raw fruits and vegetables) sounds like one a kid would make up to get out of eating food they don’t like, but I actually inherited it from my dad. So while his parents didn’t believe him for a long time, when I started complaining that certain foods were making me itchy, my parents…

I have a few allergies that, while not deadly, will suck for a few hours, that people disbelieve all the time. When I request food without, I feel like I have to disclaim that I know it sounds like a fake allergy, but it really is real. I’m also allergic to nuts, and its amazing how much more willing people are to be…

You hope your parents plan ahead, but I have plenty of friends whose parents didn’t, or they have enough children that no amount of planning ahead would help. 

Mr. Blobby is lowercase d demonic until you hear his voice. That upgrades him to an all caps, italicised DEMONIC

I really like most of The Hollywood Reporter roundtables that I’ve seen. I definitely have my preferences of hosts, but they always seem to have really interesting groups of people, and I love getting to see them interact with each other, rather than just one on one with a professional interviewer. 

I’m a hobby baker, and I get this a lot. I agree completely about the $20 country fair prize being worth more than $200 in sales. I’ve won a few competitions at the county fair, and the prizes are $10, $7.50, and $5 for 1st 2nd and 3rd respectively, which probably doesn’t even cover my cost of ingredients. But the…

Holy crap that’s a beautiful quilt

I recently visited orlando with a friend and his family. I wanted to spend one day at universal (because harry potter world) and no one else did. That fine, I’ll go alone. His mom strenuously objected because she was “worried for my safety”

I feel like a lot of high end bags have really short straps and you *can’t* sling them over your shoulder, but that’s just a guess. 

If there were an equal proportion of dolls with “realistic bodies” dolls with “barbie-style” proportions, and roly-poly dolls whose bodies were disproportionately large and unrealistic because of how round and/or cylindrical (vs hourglass for barbie and triangle shaped for action figures) I’d maybe agree with you.

I know I always say “Why? You don’t like it? Come here” when someone catches me peeing

God that show was good

I absolutely do this.  In fact, I struggle to think of a candy that I just eat straight without separating it into it’s components

I’m pretty sure the sentence is referring to the fact that Swift makes more money than other artists from spotify, not that she makes more money from spotify than other revenue streams

Oh yeah, when I say treat it like car seats, I mean for people on both sides of the argument to do so

I think we need to look at spanking like car seats. So many people hear “you shouldn’t spank your kids” and immediately get defensive because their parents spanked them, and if you aren’t supposed to, than that means that they had bad parents. But they love their parents, they couldn’t have been bad, so that must mean…

that’s a good point, yeah.  it’s just the tips that are covered in soft silicone on mine, if I need the flexibility of pure silicone for some reason, I just use a spatula

Yeah, I agree with the sentiment, but the tongs in the header image hurt my soul.  I have soft silicone tongs for my non-stick stuff, harder rubber for my non-non-stick stuff, and much longer metal ones that only get used for my grill.  

Not even incels, just white dudes in general.  When I was dating, I got asked if I’d ever slept with a black guy by like, 50% of white guys I went out with.  It’s a super bizarre fixation. 

I saw this video yesterday, and it was posted as kind of a haha, look at the sped up escalator, someone play yakity saks over it type thing.  I don’t understand how anyone watching found it funny, people are screaming and obviously getting hurt.