I’m going from Boston to South Carolina! We’re going camping for it, and getting there a day early, so hopefully it won’t be too awful.

I’m curious how you’re storing/transporting the gas. Everything I’ve read said you shouldn’t really keep gas cans full in your car for any length of time.

There was a frog Thor. I’m pretty sure “woman Thor” is not a ridiculous prospect.  

oh, yeah, if you’d tried to tell me that was kylie’s torso, I would definitely be calling photoshop.

I mean, she’s 5'10". She’s thin, and on the short side for a runway model, but I wouldn’t necessarily describe her as petite. And that underwear definitely gives a lengthening illusion.

I mean, the pure-bloods would definitely argue that you’re still a muggle. That’s pretty much the basis of their whole thing, right? That wizards raised in the muggle world aren’t true wizards because they can never have the innate understanding of wizarding society that the pure-bloods have.

no, sorry, 3-3.5 hours total. so 1.5 to 1.75 hours each way

yeah, my commute is three times as long as the average for my county. I want to know where all the other people in my area are working, because they’re certainly not getting into the major city nearby in under that 35 minute average, and that’s where all the jobs are.

I just accepted a new job that starts at the end of the month and my commute is going from 3-3.5 hours round trip each day to ~15 minutes each way. tell me it’s going to be as amazing as I’m counting on it being.

Next he’s going to announce that a lucky few Jersey residents will be allowed to spend the fourth on the beach, as long as they agree to be human furniture for him and his family.

I would watch quite literally anything that was co-hosted by Fielding and Ayoade

Not a substitute, just her regular old teacher. And it’s the grossest thing ever.

Look, I’m not normally one to support women fighting over a dude (especially not when it’s Colin Jost) but oh my god do I want to see Leslie Jones and Scarlett Johanssen fight each other.

yeah, we booked our camp site MONTHS ago, and had trouble finding one available.

Yeah, I was totally shocked at how low the prices are. the sub-$1000 prices especially seem insane to me.

What’s the difference between what you were drinking and non-alcoholic beer?

I don’t drink alcohol, or, for unrelated reasons, carbonated drinks. I get by on orange juice and virgin strawberry daquiris when I can get them.

It’s cool, I just realized Gary Oldman and Gary Cole were different people

Ah I...don’t think we were tested for lead :-/ If we were, I wasn’t informed. But oh man, so much hand scraping. I asked how much it would be if he just did the scraping and sanding, and I do the painting myself (thinking maybe it would half the price) and it only would have saved like, 1,000 dollars. 75% of the…

Really? Jeez, I live in a 117 year old cape, and I had it painted for 7,000 last summer, and that included replacing a window, a bunch of sills, and some of the wood shingles